I have no idea what to say here. I can say this though... I have been that wasted to actually storm up to the bar and see it behind the counter and say "hey, I'll have a shot of piss!" 

I'm really into whiskey, but I think I'll pass on tasting Gilpin Family Whisky. Why? Because this single malt whiskey is made from urine. Specifically, it's made from the sugar rich urine of elderly diabetics.

Why elderly diabetics? Because "large amounts of sugar are excreted on a daily basis by type-two diabetic patients, especially amongst the upper end of our aging population." That sugar is removed by purifying the urine and then added to the mash stock to accelerate the fermentation process. So yeah, it's filtered and fermented and all that good stuff but dude, it's still piss.

gizmodo.com has the...article.

Some of these are just flat out funny. 

“404 Not Found.” These three little words can make any Internet explorer an unhappy camper. After all, who hopes to click on a broken link or stumble upon a moved or deleted page while cruising around the web?

Luckily, some web designers have chosen to end the misery of encountering a 404 error page. Instead of letting their site readers bump heads with a nasty dead-end error message, they’ve managed to squeeze a little entertainment out of it. 

mashable.com has the hilarity you need!!!

You have got to be kidding me. 

Some brands that are official sponsors of the National Football League could be construed to reinforce stereotypes about male fans, whether it’s that they swill beer (Coors), laze on the couch eating pizza and snacks (Papa John’s, Frito-Lay), or overindulge (Prilosec heartburn medication). 

But Febreze has become the “Official Air Freshener of the N.F.L.,” raising questions that may reflect well on men. 

NY Times.com has the...article.